Silver Tongue

Aug 12

lizzymodblog:

askpolitoed:

Mega Slowbro -> equivalent = Mega Poliwhirl, NOT Mega Politoed/Poliwrath.

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If only fully evolved pokemon get a mega evolution then how did Slowbro get one in the first place

slowbro is a final evolution. one where a shelder bites it’s tail. slow king is another final evolution, one where shelder bites its head.

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So yeah, last night my lung became 30-40% collapsed and my surgery is back on. It’s in about three and a half hours.

So my lung didn’t heal and now I’m scared because my chest has a bunch of air in it.

Aug 11

ruinedchildhood:
“ where is the lie
”
the lie is the gum

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

the lie is the gum

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squeakthewritepony:
“ wollffeey:
“ breakingnews:
“ Police: Actor Robin Williams found dead in home
NBC Bay Area: Actor Robin Williams was found dead in his home in unincorporated Tiburon, Calif., on Monday, the Marin County sheriff’s office said. He...

squeakthewritepony:

wollffeey:

breakingnews:

Police: Actor Robin Williams found dead in home

NBC Bay Area: Actor Robin Williams was found dead in his home in unincorporated Tiburon, Calif., on Monday, the Marin County sheriff’s office said. He was 63. 

The coroner’s office currently suspects suicide.

Follow updates on BreakingNews.com.

Photo: Robin Williams appears at a panel for the television series “The Crazy Ones” during the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills. (Mario Anzuoni / Reuters)

I’m so fucking upset

Oh my God…

I really wished it was a hoax but it’s actually true.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: why do you have teeth? birbs don't have teeth, they have beaks.

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

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“that should answer your question”

yes… all accordion to keikeko… now the whole internet can see senpai birbs butt

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lizzymodblog:

fingers and regret

oh yes, the many wonders

of masturbation

Second line has one syllable too many.

Verdict: NOT A HAIKU!

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brolinapproved:

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

For once america actually shocks another country.

Well, in a a country with so many enemies, we need to protect ourselves if anyone threatens us at our stores

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