I just hit 300 followers! I will make a pic as soon as I’m out of the hospital!
Good news! My lung may have healed on it’s own so I might not need the surgery!
My grandmother brought donuts…
I can’t eat until I have surgery.. .
I am so fucking hungry…..
any tips for a man like me, how to keep your bacon from assaulting your face with oil from distance?
Punch it.
Hypothetical Science Situation:
You have to pee, and the bathroom is right across the hall, but you can hear your mom vacuuming in the living room. There’s a chance that if she sees or hears you leave your room, she’ll ask you to help.
What do you do? Are you willing to risk it?
Depends, is this a flat we’re talking about or a two story? ‘Cause that makes a difference.
It’s your house, you tell me!
As a REAL science person, I need ALL variables to come to a decent solution.
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I really hate it when people think I’m being rude and sarcastic when I’m being genuine.
HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
I think about this post a lot
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Bruh Simulator 2014
Bruhly Default
bruh of salem
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there are chakats on my dash. a lot. i wanna make a chakat.