Silver Tongue

Jul 28

necromancer:

necromancer:

necromancer:

I just broke Skyrim by trying to spawn 20,000 cabbages

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they’re just floating here as the game crashes, hailing the start of the apocalypse

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I

AM

CABBAGEBORN

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darksupersonic7:
“ uniquanaomi:
“ bikinimybottom:
“ remember when bee movie promoted bestiality
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*beestiality
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i need a moment
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I need a box of tissues

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

I need a box of tissues

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lizzymodblog:
“ stedilnik:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ stedilnik:
“ Identical twins
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NO, THAT AIN’T RIGHT
TWINS CAN’T BE OF A DIFFERENT GENDER AND STILL BE IDENTICAL
THAT’S NOT HOW EGG CELLS WORK
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“Identical twins are almost always the same sex, but...

lizzymodblog:

stedilnik:

lizzymodblog:

stedilnik:

Identical twins

NO, THAT AIN’T RIGHT

TWINS CAN’T BE OF A DIFFERENT GENDER AND STILL BE IDENTICAL

THAT’S NOT HOW EGG CELLS WORK

“Identical twins are almost always the same sex, but surprisingly there are a tiny number of boy-girl monozygotic twins. They result from an egg that contains an unusual mixture of sex chromosomes, not the usual XX for a girl, and XY for a boy. Occasionally an egg contains three sex chromes, two X’s and a Y. But if the egg divides to produce monozygotic twins, a chromosome may be lost in the process, leaving one embryo with a girl’s XX combination, and her monozygotic twin as an XY boy.”

Such outliers are a flimsy excuse and you know it.

identical twin
noun
one of a pair of twins who develop from a single fertilized ovum and therefore have the same genotype, are of the same sex, and usually resemble each other closely.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: Happy birthday yo.

siebewastaken:

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Thanks! Yay party! \o/

“you can put anything up your but if you try hard enough.” — Tom Fawkes.

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nikaalexandra:

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

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THIS IS TEAL

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THIS IS PERIWINKLE

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THIS IS AZURE

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 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

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WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

I thought it said foreskin….

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ATTENTION -

savanaugh:

whimsicalobservant:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

knock yourself out

do you also want to follow my sideblogs? (

ALL THE BLOGS SHALL BE FOLLOWED

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