Silver Tongue

Jul 28

lizzymodblog:

fastergorekillkill:

fit-state-of-mind:

me flirting 

I SAY THIS EVERY DAY

Wait a minute though

Is that Sam Seaborn

It’s the same actor, Rob Lowe, at least

God, he’s gotten old

What show is this?

Parks and recreation I assume..
You know… Because of the door…

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kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

wait

what

there’s a list???

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

Actually, satanism is about free will and respecting individuality.

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The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

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studying for finals

twinkletwinklelittlebattlestar:

mimi-min:

judicejune:

expectation

reality

I have never seen a post more perfect

THAT PERFECT SYNC

This is amazing.

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twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best part

key terms include:

• “balance your chair on two legs”
• “continue swimming motion”
• “insert peanuts”
• “play ball!”
• “release the penguins”
• “gradually become agitated”
• “light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now.”

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nowyoukno:

catzrpeople2:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

• use tools
• Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
• Have huge brains for birds
• like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
• They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
• they are scary smart at solving puzzles
• some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
• they can remember faces
• SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
• They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno

Crows are not scary, they are cool. They remember your face and if you’re nice to them, they will be your best bud! I really want a crow familiar.

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