“This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’”
This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”
眼球舐め
woah
Is that dissy licking beddys eye?
(via jitterbugjive)
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Thank you for making this
Damn. There really were a bunch of blues.
(via siebewastaken)
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are you guys insane
half of the things i just named will get you arrested
the other half are literally impossible on this plane of existence
well except for the haggis one
that really can taste like some mighty fine ass
Pfft. You underestimate the power of human ingenuity and human idiocy.
So between azula-griffon and jitterbugjive I feel more sad for fictional characters than when mufasa died. Congrats you two, you together are more feelbringing than disney.