Silver Tongue

Jul 21

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

911: 911 emergancy, how can we help
every artist: yes, I just committed a murder.

(via siebewastaken)

aryastakres:

quixoticideals:

I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL
AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL”
AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD”
I DAD JOKED MY DAD
I AM THE REVOLUTION

hello revolution im dad

(via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)

Write a Headcanon about my character

foggydownzydoo:

foggydownzydoo:

thathungryyoshi:

nonamenotheralias:

If it’s good, it will become official.

Please?

I doubt anyone will give me that i like

I CHALLENGE YOU ALL!

(via scraps-is-busy)

jestre:

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

I thought it was a stack of wieners.

That last one though

(via jestre)

just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl:

giraffepoliceforce:

“You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!”

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

OH SHIIIIIIIIT

Shots fired

(via just-your-averaqe-teenaqe-qirl)

Jul 20

Anonymous asked: Will the doctor ever regenerate in future episodes?

askponyinabox:

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

LUKE WAS THE HERO OF THE PROPHECY!

Apparently, the thing that makes your blog unique if it’s based off of a canon character is just a product of permanent M!A. Go close your blogs now, it’s not actually yours.

findingschmomo:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

Oh yeah…

(via rosexknight)