Silver Tongue

Jul 12

saintsentry asked: I'm sorry... Is your name pronounced "Jester" or "Gesture"?

jestre:

“Jester.”

Oh damn. I always pronounced it Jess-tTra

When you’re in first place in Mario Kart and shit starts going down behind you:

tehsmarticus:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

DAT FEEL

Smarty, why are you saying “DAT FEEL?”

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jitterbugjive:

I’m confused, for once a calm discussion about religion is occurring

Usually if I imply anything remotely negative about it I get a lot of angry overly defensive people who are taking me way too seriously

I actually really appreciate the respect this time around guys

srs you guys have no idea how much I get attacked for my own beliefs, you’re not the only ones I promise XD

It’s because you this is the side of tumblr where people don’t take anything seriously except art.

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It’s official. “It looks like gen III” is the most offensive thing someone can say to an mlp artist.

lizzymodblog:

darklyspectre:

victran:

triedandtruetomyself:

Suppressor got some heat last trip.

beautiful

Disgusting

neutral opinion

Indifference

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kaiuchiha15 asked: As a catholic, the bible is enough proof for me that Jesus was the Son of God.

jitterbugjive:

I aint gonna judge whatever you believe

Though I do admit some things in the Bible are downright hilarious. Like the talking ass and God killing a dude for pulling out during sex. That’s comedy gold.

Some guys wife turned to salt because he looked at a gay guy

the-nipperman:

cryogenic-nixon:

the mountain dew facebook page is dumb

are you team nerd or team nerd?

What about team x∆◯▘
Or team ┼ break your wrist?

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quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

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your dick is shrinking

Your moms dick is shrinking