Silver Tongue

Jul 10

lizzymodblog:

balladoftarby:

lizzymodblog:

Why is there a word for getting your head chopped off (decapitation) but not for the forceful removal of other bodyparts.

because w/o the head, you’re dead, and the rest fall under the “amputation” umbrella i guess

Butt amputation. Left nipple amputation. Toenail amputation. Nostril amputation.

Hey, tag your triggers bro. I have PTSD after my left nipple was amputated.

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lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

guys what do i do about the 1000 follower thing i seriously dont know

Draw everyone getting wasted

yeah but what is “everyone”

i mean i know so many people in this place at this point

which do i choose? and how many?

5? 10? 20?

no matter how many i put in, i have to leave people out too

where do i start? and when do i stop? HOW DO I STOP? WHAT IS ENOUGH? IS IT EVER ENOUGH?

O don’t care as long as I’m in it

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lizzymodblog:

guys what do i do about the 1000 follower thing i seriously dont know

Draw everyone getting wasted

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rosexknight:
“dirkfromstatefarm:
“ adirtyshisno:
“ I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god
”
I’ve never felt so much second hand embarrassment before
”
Omg this was way too funny,
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Oh man, I only need “white privilege complaint” and I...

rosexknight:

dirkfromstatefarm:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

I’ve never felt so much second hand embarrassment before

Omg this was way too funny,

Oh man, I only need “white privilege complaint” and I got a bingo!

(via rosexknight)

Why do I keep gaining followers?

Am I funny? Do you agree with my view of the world? Do you like my art?

Reblog with why you started following me because I am genuinely curious.

I had a dream that my friend lost her arm so I sold my soul to the devil so she could get it back and then I screwed over the devil and got kicked out of hell.