fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
NEIN
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
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fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:
parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
NEIN
Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds
(via zeroyalviking)
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DittoPrize: 33 more followers to 1000.
Scootoaster: 43 more followers to 2500.
What is going on?
people like gimmick versions of canon characters over OCs. People already know about the canon character so there’s already a bit of exposure. Basically, blogs of canon characters get followers faster than OC blogs.
I don’t mean “why is Scootoaster more popular than DittoPrize”, I mean “why the fuck do I have this many followers?”
Oh. Because people enjoy crude humor.
DittoPrize: 33 more followers to 1000.
Scootoaster: 43 more followers to 2500.
What is going on?
people like gimmick versions of canon characters over OCs. People already know about the canon character so there’s already a bit of exposure. Basically, blogs of canon characters get followers faster than OC blogs.
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So my dad is trying to take away my internet again.
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reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
(via smartydoesstuff)
My mom’s eggs always tasted super terrible and for a long time it made me sick to eat eggs in general cuz I’d always associate it with how she made eggs and I thought that’s just how eggs tasted
Lately I’ve been making eggs for breakfast and find that I really enjoy them
Until today
When I accidentally discovered what made my mom’s eggs taste so bad
I accidentally cooked them in margarine rather than butter
My mom always cooked with margarine
oh god it tastes so bad
No matter what anyone or anything says, margarine IS NOT a substitute for butter.