“no” is too serious
“nope” is too casual
“nah” is just right
“Did you kill this man?” “Nah”
North Korea calls Hollywood film ‘act of war,’ demands US ban its release
Pyongyang on Wednesday condemned an upcoming Hollywood film starring actors James Franco and Seth Rogen — who play characters caught up in a plot to assassinate North Korean leader Kim Jong Un — as an “act of war.”
The reclusive communist country has vowed to unleash a “merciless countermeasure” if the U.S. government fails to ban the movie’s release.
Can you imagine if World War III started over some shitty James Franco movie
Can you imagine WWIII NOT happening over a shitty franco film?
I actually have gotten some hate messages on the subject of females masturbating to MLP porn. Which is ridiculous because they don’t even do that.
Uh…
Porn is not sexist. It appeals to all genders. Anyone has the capacity to masturbate to anything. Just recently, I masturbated to the thought of becoming a 4 breasted hermaphrodite dog demon with a horse cock… That is normal for me…
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I was bored and wanted to fail at drawing parker crossed. I don’t know why he has a glasgow smile but he does.
;A;
OH MY GODDDDD this is a dream come true
FUCK ME. FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE ASS NINTENDO STOP I LOVE YOU ENOUGH ALREADY
Jiminy Christmas eating a cracker on a hamster wheel in the middle of summer next to a marathon being held by the absurd and totally obscure group of somewhere that no one really knows about for an obligatory reference, Mic. CHILL YOUR BISCUITS!
I don’t think you understand how big this is. Finally, we can see a canon (almost) toon shiek!
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When people are added to a skype group you’re in without you knowing.
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Contain your orgasms.
Someone took a cue from my titlecard…
Smarty does it better
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