My headcanon is that blue scout is a red spy in training.
I haven’t been drunk in three months.
You’re blind stinking sober
I just realized how funny it is when people bitch about Amy being called the Girl Who Waited because it degrades her by calling her a ‘girl’
But
Um
Guys
She was a little girl. When she waited.
So yeah. She’s the fucking girl who waited.
Get over it.
And let’s not forget that when she had her own perfume it said “For the WOMAN who is tired of waiting”
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
What? No! Giraffes have spots, not stripes!Those are flamingos.
Flamingos are pink.

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Explain?
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i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up
I think of it more as a “scary place I never want to go” than a “wonderland”
Inaccurate. Its an orwellian dystopic nightmare in the making.
Also theirs a lot of religious white idiots with guns.
Stay far away.
Don’t forget about the stuff with the college prices and the minimum wages.
Man, we bombarded this thing straight from “wonderland” to “hell itself”.
Can’t ignore the education system itself. It’s like a factory making kids all think the same. It’s actually pretty scary.
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So much this.
How true pioneers work
Sony and microsoft then end up being lie “Our console can do all this unnecessary crap and can have graphics that are like real life.” and nintendo is then like “Hey, look at these games that we are making and will be out soon.”