Silver Tongue

Jun 19

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lizzymodblog:

lizzymodblog:

The “average person teleports 3 breads a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person teleports 0 breads per year. Soldier, who has done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

I have mastered the art of creating viral posts.

you should see my post about bread

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Anonymous asked: how the hell did you get that many notes in 14 hours im dying

It now has over 25000 notes. I think I’ve done it. I’ve created a stupid post that gets tumblr famous.

[video]

Jun 18

I just figured out what was causing my phone to over heat and drain the battery!

The fucking bread post!

It’s causing my phone to constantly get alerts that I’m getting notes and that is draining the battery!

studip:

do u ever come across some people who are just SO wrong that you cant even argue with them because the sheer amount of bullshit they are spewing is overwhelming

Shutdow4chan has these tags.
#tell me about it#ShutDown4chan#trolls#annoying#stupid#idiots

I’m not sure if they are purposely being ironic or if they are really that deluded.

(via shutdown4chan)

arin-hans0n:
“spoken-not-written:
“c0caino:
“Every single SpongeBob character
”
it’s so beautiful
”
wheres david hasselhoff
”
And nosferatu?

arin-hans0n:

spoken-not-written:

c0caino:

Every single SpongeBob character

it’s so beautiful

wheres david hasselhoff

And nosferatu?

(via goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022)

jestre:

punmonster:

i still cant get over how valve made a “valve cant count to 3” joke in their own video

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HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

And then you realized that the medic said they had three days left to live… And he was wrong…

(via jestre)

I love the evil laugh that therpgminx does whenever her plan progresses beyond the point of being stoppable. It’s so evil.

just-a-squirt-of-ketchup:
“ a-random-mod:
“ We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
”
1400+ notes later
”
I regret everything

just-a-squirt-of-ketchup:

a-random-mod:

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

1400+ notes later

I regret everything

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