Silver Tongue

Jun 15

conspicuouslad:
lizzymodblog:
I’m Ellie and I like big black cock.
Preserving this before it’s deleted
FOR THE RECORD. MY ASSHOLE COUSIN POSTED THAT WHILE I WAS ON THE SHITTER.

Well duh. Everyone knows you don’t swing that way

(via )

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Me: UGH WHY DID I GROW MY HAIR SO LONG IT'S SO HOT AND ITCHY AND IN THE WAY AND OW IT TUGS ON EVERYTHING AND I SPEND SO MUCH MONEY OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE AND IT KNOTS SO EASILY AND I HATE IT AND UGH IT SUCKS
Person: Then cut it off.
Me: DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THAT YOU IGNORTANT SALMON

owlmylove:

shslequius:
“Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “Have you tried turning it off and back on again?”
what have you done

This absolutely changes everything.

(via goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022)

goldenblackhawk:

thedevaryder:
Can’t tell if goldenblackhawk is just so tall…Or submit4immortal is just so short? Also, Kevin is so kawaii
Just tall.

Oh god, aleks has amazing hair.

(via goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022)

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sum1udunno asked: You think Ms. Frizzle would make a good companion for The Doctor? Or would it end in tragedy like if she brought the kids along for a little field trip?

jitterbugjive:

what are you talking about
she’s pretty obviously a time lord with her own companions that she’s damn good at taking care of, she don’t need no Doctor

I think her timelord name would be the Teacher