Silver Tongue

Jun 15

For all the people asking about RD, Fluttershy, Sweetie Belle, or Applebloom

babyscoots:

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In the show It is unknown when RD moved to ponyville (the only mention of it was in “Pinkie Pride” Only stating her birthday.) And Scootaloo doesn’t meet the rest of the CMC until “Call of the cutie.”, as such they will appear in this blog. Except if I have something that included Rainbow dash.

Well, she meets sweetiebelle before applebloom, but it’s not until after most of the foals in their class have their cutiemark.

Jun 14

darkdoxy:
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hoofprint-is-working:

usagi-zakura:

jitterbugjive:

I mean at best for Derpy we know these facts-

She doesn’t speak often

She has a lazy eye

She’s clumsy

If anything you can say maybe she’s a selective mute with strabismus and poor depth perception.

The rest is just pure speculation without evidence.

Thank you. I did a huge rant about Derpy a while ago because bronies can be really annoying with their headcanons<.></.>

It’s worse when they decide on a personality for her. If you run an ask blog and she doesn’t meet their very specific idea of how she acts, then you will receive HATE! On MASS! It’s crazy.

Top that off with every Doctor Whooves blog being targeted if they don’t have Derpy. 

My headcanon is that her eyes are like that because she looked into the heart of the TARDIS which also made her a supergenious (Because she saw the whole of time and space) but it’s only in spurts of genius. other than that, she’s pretty normal, other than her eyes messing with her coordination.

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I really doged a bullet.

I finished cleaning after a good fapp literally 30 seconds before my dad came home. I know? Because I paused the video I started after I was done at 29 seconds.

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tails-from-the-krypt asked: Watch One Piece. All of it. Say goodbye to weeks of your life

residentialrabbit:

Nah.

Watch none piece, all of it. say goodbye to an hour or so of your life.

rosexknight:
“Oh boy do I have SO MANY stories for this…
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I deliver pizzas and this person began to complain that their pizza (which had a bunch of veggies and meat) had no meat. He also insisted that he paid via credit card when the reciept clearly...

rosexknight:

Oh boy do I have SO MANY stories for this…

I deliver pizzas and this person began to complain that their pizza (which had a bunch of veggies and meat) had no meat. He also insisted that he paid via credit card when the reciept clearly was for cash. He yelled at the people in the call center and I had to point to the meat for him. I pointed to ham, sausage and hamburger meat. He demanded another pizza but the call center person said that if he continues to act this rude, we will no longer serve him. He got mad and paid just enough for it. I was now in a bad mood but as I was in my car about to drive away, his wife was nice enoguh to give me a fifteen dollar tip for the trouble her husband caused.

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churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

Don’t forget to use your indoor plumbing and the light of your lightbulbs powered by electricity.

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