Remember that female led assassin game none of you bought?
Yeah
Okay
Geee I wonder why they are so “meh” on adding more female assassins.
oh wait
the one game to feature one sold horribly(in its defense it WAS on a shitty handheld but still)
Except it was popular enough to get a remastered version on consoles.
because the console that it was on initially, nobody owned.
It’s a dude. A castrated dude, but a dude nonetheless.
I shall name him Burglar. Because cat burglars are a thing.
AND ALSO BECAUSE HE ENTERED MY HOUSE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW
is he friendly atleast?
Well he didn’t complain when I rolled him on his back to check for a dick.
He just doesn’t seem to give a fuck.
So yes, I guess so.
That seems like one chill mofo. name him sam. or jackson. because he does not give one flying fuck.
Hey everyone, go follow thecoopontlc if you aren’t because one of my blogs is there and it’s about to reach a milestone!
A fucking cat just climbed through my window and now it won’t leave my house.
It’s just sitting there. On my bed. Watching me.
Keep it. It is now your best friend.
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Stop it… you’re creeping me out.
Hrmmm… better or worse than getting shipped with a robot?
Somewhere under CDT s scootabots body. I say you’re shipped with a dead robot and CDT
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askdiscordedsparklerwhooves-dea asked: Well what is the best pic of discorded whooves you've ever done?
still not done
keep not having the time for it
…cuz it’s huge
You ave no time to draw the Doctor. Is it bat that I find that ironic? You know, because he’s a famous time traveler.
jwcartoonist asked: What if on one of those spike benches the spikes are down because somebody's time wasn't used up yet so some person goes to sit down thinking it's a normal bench then all of a sudden, SPIKES! OUCH!
Who the fuck thought spikes were a good idea anyway? They can pierce skin and break bone!
Robotnick
and wily
That’s who thought it was a good idea.
