oh yeah? Porygon can do that in one move all by himself.
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Is it just me, or is Scooby’s face like “Aw yeah, I’m feeling both their asses.”
Is it me or does batman know?
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Birds like ravens and crows are the raddest shit ever. If you have food, they come and are like, “You, can I have a piece of that shit?” If you’re like “Fuck yea!” (Which you should be) they will be like “SCOOOOORE! I owe you one” and they will be your best buds because they can remember people and shit. If you’re like “Sorry, I only have enough for me” they are like “it’s cool, bra. Ima go look somewhere else.” and then they leave you alone.
Seagulls on the other hand are the biggest shitlords in the world. If you have food and you see a seagull, you better hide that shit because they will grab their seagull posse and be like “You, hand over that food, motherfucker” and they will attack you. Seagulls will literally mug you on the beach. Fuck seagulls and their shit, crows and ravens are way better.
Moral of the story, be nice to black birds and shit because they are so fucking rad. Also, stay the fuck away from seagulls because they are the shittiest.
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Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
love
seriously the best ever.
This was actually my childhood.
Wish they had these I high school
*Sudden flashbacks to reading captain underpants*
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So my coworker poured me some mint and honey tea because I never had it. My first words were “it tastes like toothpaste.” I then proceeded to pour my orange Gatorade in an effort to make it taste better…
Ever drink orange juice after brushing your teeth? I made that in liquid form…
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