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How do you people write with your right hand I cant understand
It’s so we can masturbate with our left while writing.
Plus if you’re writing pretty much any language but Hebrew, you write left to write, so the ink doesn’t get on our hands.Is writing really this exciting that you feel the need to masturbate while doing so???!!
As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating
I’m ambidextrous.
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What if boulder, rocky and tom started a rock band?
Get it? Rock band? Because they’re rocks?
Fine, fuck you.
Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”
NOT JIF,
GIF.
And here is the link for the opposite.
WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
Well, GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format and the word graphic has a G sound, not a J sound so it’s Gif, not peanut butter.
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I like the headcanon that the pies are the second richest family in equestria, the first being the royal family.
Lots of money in a rock farm.
just discovered this neat trick like 10 minutes ago, thought I’d share
god dammit, I need this
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You know what I hate? When people post pictures of food I would like to eat but don’t like or tell how to make it. Whenever that happens, I assume that OP is just an asshole and hopes he/she chokes. In other news, I AM HUNGRY AS FUCK!
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