What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
The Scootoaster tag had a new post so I got all excited but then I remembered I’d just posted something to it myself and everything was horrible for a few seconds.
I hate when that happens
You ever bored and look up someone you hated a few years ago for whatever reason or another and see that they no longer have the thing you hated so much and you sit there and feel like an ass?
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
What if you have two cucumbers?
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it feels like somebody… wants to sell me something!
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
puts a whole new meaning to “shark week”
Home is where the fart is.
My home is everywhere
If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Holy fuck this messed me up
the same can be asked for if is doesn’t hurt
The Atlas Moth does not have a fully developed mouth and only lives a couple of weeks. It is also the only known species of insect to successfully mimic a predator. This is shown by the upper tips of their top wings, which look like the heads of snakes.
This makes me feel physically sick omg this is horrible.
HOW BOUT A BIG CAN OF NOPE FUCK THAT SHIT
has phobia of butterflies and mothsPretty babbu ;;
Moths are pretty. :)
it would be a bigger nope if fatcakes also had a snake phobia
(via putuksstuff)
and now my internet will be gone for another week. Goodybye all
