Silver Tongue

Apr 22

iwhumpyou:

One of the best tips for writing descriptions of pain is actually a snippet I remember from a story where a character is given a host of colored pencils and asked to draw an egg.

The character says that there’s no white pencil.  But you don’t need a white pencil to draw a white egg.  We already know the egg is white.  What we need to draw is the luminance of the yellow lamp and the reflection of the blue cloth and the shadows and the shading.

We know a broken bone hurts.  We know a knife wound hurts.  We know grief hurts.  Show us what else it does.

You don’t need to describe the character in pain.  You need to describe how the pain affects the character - how they’re unable to move, how they’re sweating, how they’re cold, how their muscles ache and their fingers tremble and their eyes prickle.

Draw around the egg.  Write around the pain.  And we will all be able to see the finished product.

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jumpingjacktrash:

batarangsoundsdumb:

lesbianakinskywalker:

harley rolling up to the wayne manor is her bedazzled heeleys: omg brucie you’ll NEVER guess what happened—oh are you busy?

bruce laying in the grass as his kids spray him with a hose from ten feet away: no go on I’m listening

harley laying down next to him: alright cool SO!

bruce rolling up to her apartment in a rolls royce and bedazzled sunglasses just straight up honking until she comes outside: harley, you wouldn’t believe what lex luthor wore to the board meeting this time

harley in matching sunglasses:  o my god, not the blue prada sw-

bruce nodding his head: the fucking prada sweats

#i don’t like batman the comics or batman the movie#i like batman the tumblr experience#*tumblr voice* i take a hammer and FIX the toxic masculinity

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weasley-detectives:

thatmichaelguy2399:

mydesignispeople:

lavender-shark:

starrypawz:

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

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In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

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Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

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kannra21:
“iamtheempress:
“evilkitten3:
“thatidiotagain:
“roseverdict:
“omghotmemes:
“It’s coming.
”
soon”
NINE DAYS FOR THE TRIAL”
one week until the second coming
”
OH FUCK ITS COMING
”
Guys the day is coming I can’t handle this
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kannra21:

iamtheempress:

evilkitten3:

thatidiotagain:

roseverdict:

omghotmemes:

It’s coming.

soon

NINE DAYS FOR THE TRIAL

one week until the second coming

OH FUCK ITS COMING

Guys the day is coming I can’t handle this

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readerman-blag:

elidyce:

absolutelynothingitellyou:

nilesfreeman:

blognotfound:

pls don’t let this flop

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doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn’t automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he’s ever met 😂😂😂

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

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this implies that doof encounters enough regular platypus thwarting his plans that he doesnt want to assume theyre all perry.

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gauntletqueen:

koopytron:

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS IN-UNIVERSE

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The books are based on Herlock but they couldn’t get the rights to his name so they had to change it to Sherlock

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badendbirds:

To be honest, the only reason Taako follows Barry around in the unnamed AU is probably because Barry shared one small snack with the strange, quiet assistant of the director.

It’s sort of like feeding a stray cat. You feed it once and suddenly the next thing you know it’s following you everywhere.

He can’t say a single word but Barry can just tell by the subtle changes of his vacant expression that Taako likes to mooch treats when he can.

salenforu:

When you follow aesthetic/fandom blogs but also social issue blogs

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87287349387416807-deactivated20:

bagel-rights-activist:

skipclasseatass:

skipclasseatass:

our fireplace doesn’t even have a secret passage i hate this stupid fucking family

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AHHH FUCK AHELP AAHHHH

This reads like a post with 100,000 notes

You don’t read posts with 100,000 notes, you’ve already seen them

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libbyframe:

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Most powerful wizard

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