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My absolute most favourite movie cliche is the heroes last stand. The one where there’s slow music playing, sometimes with vocals and the only other thing you can hear are the weapons being used.
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
He has lit fires before, right? Participated in bonfires and barbecues? Well, then, he has no right to complain about being set on fire. If you do something consensually in the past that means you de facto consent to it in the future, right?
(via jestre)
I don’t think people get how much it bugs me when people go “I used to respect Jitters until he turned out to be ___ ____ ___ [insult here]” just because I happen to disagree with them on something.
I’m not any different than I ever was.
I’m honest.
I’m very strong about my opinions.
I’m excessively kind when I can be, but sometimes I’m human and decide there are things that I don’t like.
If people don’t like someone like that, then stop following me.
Because I am a very sexual, blunt, opinionated person who enjoys being an asshole.
But that is only one side of me, and if you’re too blind to see the other side, I don’t want you around.
I respect you even more whenever you lay down the truth bomb no matter how fucked up it is.
I’m on my way
believe it
(via zeroyalviking)
I really need to drop or get someone to take over most of my ask blogs…
me too
veup:
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
Hey, are you saying people without tumblr are ignorant? I know plenty of people without tumblr who are just as smart as someone with, you fucktard!
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IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED
CHILDHOOD
Oh god
The noise I made is undescribable
(via zeroyalviking)
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.
lmao there it is
Really it depends on the individual person. I know people both male and female who can run their mouths and people, both genders, who almost never speak. So really, all men talk a lot and all women talk a lot are both false.
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