Silver Tongue

Dec 20

stringmouse:
“Trying to make a flower delivery but the door is locked and I don’t have any arrows…
”
You don’t need arrows for that one. Use the hookshot or throw a pot at it.

stringmouse:

Trying to make a flower delivery but the door is locked and I don’t have any arrows…

You don’t need arrows for that one. Use the hookshot or throw a pot at it.

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Butts!
we had to do elementary school assignment for our drawing 4 midterm. So naturally I drew the word butts…
And the first thing that came to mind when thinking about butts.

Butts!
we had to do elementary school assignment for our drawing 4 midterm. So naturally I drew the word butts…
And the first thing that came to mind when thinking about butts.

Anonymous asked: Remember the adventures of sonic the hedgehog?

unfortunately, all I can remember from it were chilidogs and robotniks ass.

lizzymodblog:

remember when sonic was a cool thing

remember sonic satam?

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Anonymous asked: Quest 64 was way better.

But dreamcast was the best console and everything on it is automatically better than the best n64 game

lizzymodblog:

ocarina of time fuckin sucked

yeah. superman 64 was the best n64 game.

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Dec 19

[video]

Oh gee, grey sweetiebelle recolour made on pony creator, I guess I better do it. I mean, it’s completely impossible that chain messages are fake and a waste of time. Boy, if I had sent one, I would hope that nobody pointed out what a gullible person...

Oh gee, grey sweetiebelle recolour made on pony creator, I guess I better do it. I mean, it’s completely impossible that chain messages are fake and a waste of time. Boy, if I had sent one, I would hope that nobody pointed out what a gullible person I am. I better do this thing so that a being I don’t believe in will ow me one.

I learned something funny. If the moon gets really close to the earth, the tidal bulge will be big enough to possibly flood the earth.

This cements my great sea caused by majoras moon theory.

robensemble:
“swagshogun:
“I hope you’re not serious with this
”
I think the Bible is exceptionally misogynistic, and I think that that’s because of a) the time and culture it was written in and b) because men wrote it, and men translated and edited...

robensemble:

swagshogun:

I hope you’re not serious with this 

I think the Bible is exceptionally misogynistic, and I think that that’s because of a) the time and culture it was written in and b) because men wrote it, and men translated and edited it.

And I think you’d have a hard time telling me I’m wrong on this one… granted if you believe God wrote the Bible then sure it wasn’t “misogynistic because men wrote it”, but it’s still misogynistic and if the Biblical God had a gender, it’d be male.

Yeah, perhaps the ‘meme’ was a little extreme, and it was posted with humour in mind so no I was not 100% serious when I posted it, but the first two sentences of this reply?

100% serious and if you think there’s something wrong with that then there’s something wrong with you.

There are many things in the bible that people will overlook… Like the fact that it said that slavery was okay or the fact that in the beginning, we were apparently just like fish, Stupid and only for the amusement of a something bigger… At least until we were given the gift of independent thought. Also, it denies people basic rights just because they are different.

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