I have an idea. it’s a little revolutionary and the world might not be ready for it but hear me out. a man & a woman meet. the man acts rude and arrogant and the woman dislikes him for it. and then the woman continues to dislike him throughout the entirety of the work of fiction in question and never falls in love with him and they never get married, not even a little bit. thank you for your time
later on after many events and tribulations they meet again. and the man has changed! he has learned lessons in humility & how not to be a terrible person! he presents his growth to the woman and she says “wow, good for you, I’m glad you improved as a person. good job! hope I can do as well!” & then they continue to not get married even slightly
Eventually the woman is getting married and the man shows up. he doesnt try to stop the marriage. he brings his girlfriend as a +1 and the two couples remain on good terms with a platonic friendship full of understanding. everyone grows to be a better person and live for themselves while respecting the lives of those around them.
hannibal’s name rhyming with cannibal is like vague enough to be a coincidence but he’s also a fancy chef who always serves organ meat and/or raw meat dishes that exactly line up with whatever body part disappeared from the FBI’s most recent batch of bodies, and he serves it to the FBI, who doesn’t notice
Who’s the biggest weed dealer in Baltimore? I have to consult my friend Hannibis Lecter, the renowned gardener
he realized his name kind of sounded like cannibal and he leaned as far into it as he could get away with
Reminder: sexual attraction and wanting a romantic relationship are NOT a defining trait of adulthood or maturity.
im gonna sprinkle in the fact that this is most likely the exact fucking same crowd of people that throws a fit when a minor in fiction is aspec because its “SEXUALIZING A MINOR”
theres no way aspecs can peacefully exist around these people. they dont want us to exist in media or irl and the sheet theyre trying to cover that up with is fucking transparent
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
THATS TUPPERWARE
i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?
delaware is too powerful
what the fuck
Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?
THATS HOME DEPOT ???
I know home depot, but dude I don’t know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!
…..ace hardware….?
this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post
but at what cost
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