Silver Tongue

Dec 19

When my dad gets a call from school.

Elementary school: No! I promise I didn’t draw a teetee on the blackboard!

Senior year of high school: Yeah, I sculpted a penis out of homemade gak.

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I finally understand people drawing penises everywhere. 

The fact that many people have one, yet society has made it so taboo, brings a thrill and slight satisfaction to forcing its image into view of the public.

noahrhodes asked: about the political correctness, I am Jewish and i don't give a shit about people saying merry Christmas to me even though I'm Jewish, i don't care, so fuck being political correct say merry Christmas

jitterbugjive:

Yes, I like.

Sometimes I’ll just say “Happy Christmahanuquanzica”

Chrismahnuquanicerklass

In science we made Gak Gak Gak!

In science we made Gak Gak Gak!

imdreamingofanonwhitechristmas:

perchu:

#homestuck may be bad but its still better than dangan ronpa

i dont know what either of these fucking things are

You, must be new here.

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rosexknight:
“So my boyfriend just gave me a 75 gallon aquarium for Christmas. We have water in it, the filter going, and we put the recommended dosage of Prime in the water.
I’ve never had a tank bigger than a 20 gallon, and I am wondering if there...

rosexknight:

So my boyfriend just gave me a 75 gallon aquarium for Christmas. We have water in it, the filter going, and we put the recommended dosage of Prime in the water. 

I’ve never had a tank bigger than a 20 gallon, and I am wondering if there is anything special that I need to do, or if I need to let the filter run for longer before I put the fish in? 

Also, what kind of fish would be good for it? We already have a baby Eclipse Catfish and a Raphael Catfish that we plan to put in, and I want some clown loaches, but are there any others that are good? 

It’s going to end up like mass effect.

Gta V cop logic:

Oh, you’re taking the jet? just bring it back in one piece.

What!? You stole a bicycle? BRING IN THE FUCKING TANKS!

Dec 18

Thing for my none pony blog. go follow it because reasons.

Thing for my none pony blog. go follow it because reasons.

extradan:
““DAN GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW! ITS ALMOST 5AM/!!!!!!” ”
Why not go to sleep in 15 hours to regulate your sleep schedule?

extradan:

“DAN GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW! ITS ALMOST 5AM/!!!!!!”

Why not go to sleep in 15 hours to regulate your sleep schedule?