SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
I want to go to an amish village and do this
(via antstafermodblog)
So Ubisoft have released a sneak peek at a future product.
HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK
WTF IS THAT
The Apple.
Can we talk about how the apple looks like a giant faded, wingless snitch?
(via jestre)
oh my sweet lord.
i can never take anything seriously ever again.
OH MY GOD I JUST DROPPED MY PHONE
BAT SMITH
I would watch this batman movie, no matter how low budget
*Drops my phone and drops my remote*
*drops my balls*
*Drops base*
Rrrrrgh! Another freakin’ bloody nose!? Must be having one of those nose periods.
Stop dying in alternate universes.
inthatmomentisweariwantedpizza:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time
why do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
Why are the red m&ms the best?
tfreitag asked: Wasn't trying to be rude. My best friend had MI(myocardial infraction) at 27 and the doctors said he has to loose weight otherwise it can turn into a massive heart attack that can be fatal. But I just don't understand why people just prevent it when it's still early and he's not even that fat either.
It’s incredibly naive when people just assume overweight people had the forethought that they would get fat eventually. That’s not how it works. There are a ridiculous amount of reasons for people to gain weight and saying “well you should’ve prevented it” is fucking asinine and stupid. 100 pounds ago I was 16 years old, go tell a 16 year old to just hire a personal trainer. Hell, a year ago I couldn’t afford a personal trainer. Weight loss isn’t just a thing that happens, it’s really difficult for so many reasons. Not impossible, but a lot harder after years of neglect and obtaining bad habits. The mindset you and lots of other people have doesn’t help anything, it just makes you look ignorant and selfish.
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This
anonseriousblog asked: liz lets buy a ps4
no dude
i’m getting a calico vision
Commodore 64 for the win.
silver-tongues-blog asked: Happy sinderklass
fuck youuuuuu
Is that an offer?
ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the
I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around
Only on Tumblr.
this isn’t the oprah that i know and love
don’t you mean the oprah you hit with a car???
THAT WAS ONE TIME
At least you got her to autograph a restraining order.
