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[british sigh]
[canadian apology]
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
[American who didn’t realize favourite isn’t supposed to be spelled without a u in America until Tumblr sigh]
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I love this so much
its just typing. i could do that.
yeah, but you didn’t
the comments are literally modern art
I could have made that comment.
yeah, but you didn’t
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I love this so much
its just typing. i could do that.
yeah, but you didn’t
the comments are literally modern art
I could have made that comment.
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Anonymous asked: Last time a shark and a jet were in love, tthere was a musical.
Sharknado was a MUSICAL!?
“Here, let me sing you the song of my people!”
[Terrified screams as airborne selachimorpha attack]


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The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.
It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.
“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought.
He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.
#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child
Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.
OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER
so let me get this straight
if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters
IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER
HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD
A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND OKAY YOU ALL HAVE TO WATCH MARBLE HORNETS OKAY
MARBLE HORNETS IS THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL STORY OF SLENDY IT’S A WEB SERIES ON YOUTUBE AND ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS NOW
AND THIS HAS BEEN MY THEORY FOR SO LONG NOW BECAUSE ITS VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN BUT BASICALLY IN CONTEXT OF MARBLE HORNETS SLENDY HAS BEEN WITH THESE NOW 20 SOMETHINGS SINCE THEY WERE KIDS HE KEEPS SHOWING UP IN THEIR CHILDHOODS AND STUFFAND LIKE ITS MADE OUT THAT HES A THREAT AND IS A MONSTER AND STUFF BUT I SWEAR TO GOD HE’S PROTECTING THEM
HE SHOWS UP WHEN THEY’RE IN DANGER AND THEY BLACK OUT AND WILL SUDDENLY BE SOMEWHERE ELSE I SWEAR TO GOD HE’S FUCKING PROTECTING THEM AND SAVING THEM I SWEAR ITTHIS IS MY THEORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT
AND EVERYONE SHOULD GO WATCH MARBLE HORNETS BECAUSE DUDE IF YOU WANT TO BE INCEPTION-MIND-FUCKED-TO-HELL MARBLE HORNETS IS THE WAY TO DO IT
marble hornets man
Welcome to the Villain White-Washing Service.
Originally, he was for a paranormal contest. he didn’t do anything other than stand while great disasters happened around him. ones that only a few people died. perhaps he scared people away from the disaster.
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How do you make unique and recognizable OCs because mine suck
I think their designs and such progress/change over time.
use colours that you would see in the show. Make sure there’s not too many or too much saturation.
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