Silver Tongue

Nov 18

jekyllroos-dark-diary:
“lifehackable:
“ More Life Hacks Here!
”
GREAT
AWESOME
NOT LIKE THOSE LOCKS ARE THERE FOR A REASON
LIKE KEEPING PEOPLE OUT
AND MAKING THE PEOPLE INSIDE FEEL SAFE
YOU CAN’T EVEN LOCK YOURSELF OUT WITH THESE...

jekyllroos-dark-diary:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here!

GREAT

AWESOME

NOT LIKE THOSE LOCKS ARE THERE FOR A REASON

LIKE KEEPING PEOPLE OUT

AND MAKING THE PEOPLE INSIDE FEEL SAFE

YOU CAN’T EVEN LOCK YOURSELF OUT WITH THESE LOCKS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

THIS ISN’T A LIFE HACK IT’S A STALKER HACK

Remember the umbrella hack? Or the barbed wire hack?

(via jekyllskitchen-blog)

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lifehackable:
“More (x)
”
They’ll find an easiest way
An easiest way
AN EASIEST
DID YOU GUYS HIRE THE LAZIEST SPELL CHECKER TO FIND AN EASIEST WAY OF SPELLING!?

lifehackable:

More (x)

They’ll find an easiest way
An easiest way
AN EASIEST
DID YOU GUYS HIRE THE LAZIEST SPELL CHECKER TO FIND AN EASIEST WAY OF SPELLING!?

(via meme-asaurus-blog)

tastefullyoffensive:
“[fowllanguagecomics]
”
Why is it a duck.

tastefullyoffensive:

[fowllanguagecomics]

Why is it a duck.

(via meme-asaurus-blog)

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alan-rickman-for-god:

louislarry:

julialost:

monobeartheater:

rogue-of-teh-mind:

whatamievensaying:

nosdrinker:

how is it that we all started drawing that S thing in elementary school, across the country, without the Internet telling us to

Which S thing?

What if it’s not an S but an 8 in 3D?

(via samrosemodblog)

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jezmm:

darkoverord:

suikerpil:

people are talking about the WiiU sales figures like they will single-handedly take down Nintendo

don’t worry guys

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nintendo

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has already

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survived

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much bigger sales flops


so how about showing some faith + respect, huh

(via sirphilliam)

DIZ IZ MAH OH SEE RAINBOLT D4GHT3R 0F RAINBOW DASH AND THUNDERLANE. U CAN CEERLY SE DAT THUNDERLANE IZ DA FADER.
100% OR1G1NAL
D0 NUT STEEL!!!11!!ELEVEN!!!

DIZ IZ MAH OH SEE RAINBOLT D4GHT3R 0F RAINBOW DASH AND THUNDERLANE. U CAN CEERLY SE DAT THUNDERLANE IZ DA FADER.

100% OR1G1NAL

D0 NUT STEEL!!!11!!ELEVEN!!!

[video]

putuksstuff:
“ conspicuouslad:
“ gearholder:
“ putuksstuff:
“ veetachi:
“ vampirestatebuilding:
RELEASE THE PINEAPPLES
”
Y’know, this doesn’t make me think “WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES FLYING AWAY???????????”, but much rather “Pineapples grow on short...

putuksstuff:

conspicuouslad:

gearholder:

putuksstuff:

veetachi:

vampirestatebuilding:

RELEASE THE PINEAPPLES

Y’know, this doesn’t make me think “WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES FLYING AWAY???????????”, but much rather “Pineapples grow on short stems on the ground?”. This is kinda weird, I’ve never thought about how or where Pineapples grow. They’re just kinda there.

It’s actually more like

And it just makes me so… hrm… the english language is not good enough to decribe this emotion… what’s the most guttural German word synonymous of “dumbfounded”?

Here’s the other thing: It takes an entire year for a pineapple plant to grow one pineapple.

And unless I’m mistaken, it only grows the one pineapple and then it’s done forever.

PINEAPPLES ARE REALLY FREAKIN’ WEIRD!!!

You should see what this person

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can do with a pinapple

(via putuksstuff)