Silver Tongue

Nov 04

flutterpillow:
“I-I don’t understand, where did the cuddles how did it come to this why do we want to open me up and fart on me and
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we must forget the cuddles for the sake of...

flutterpillow:

I-I don’t understand, where did the cuddles how did it come to this why do we want to open me up and fart on me and 

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(( MOD: SORRY FOR MISSING UPDATES BLEH. have this derp oneeee ))

we must forget the cuddles for the sake of science!

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Nov 03

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w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

Howe many stars did it get?

(via residentialrabbit)

aginpro:
“;A; why won’t noone tell me
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double negatives means everyone has sex with you

aginpro:

;A; why won’t noone tell me

double negatives means everyone has sex with you

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Did you know that a mantis eating her mate doesn’t necessarily mean it was a successful sex, but that she was hungry during it and he was the closest thing to her.

Did you know that a mantis eating her mate doesn’t necessarily mean it was a successful sex, but that she was hungry during it and he was the closest thing to her.

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