I-I don’t understand, where did the cuddles how did it come to this why do we want to open me up and fart on me and
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we must forget the cuddles for the sake of science!
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w6lf:
i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
Howe many stars did it get?
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;A; why won’t noone tell me
double negatives means everyone has sex with you
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Did you know that a mantis eating her mate doesn’t necessarily mean it was a successful sex, but that she was hungry during it and he was the closest thing to her.
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