My kitkat tastes slightly more like Snickers. Has this happened to anyone else?
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE’S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING…
Don’t you just hate it when that happens?
all my fav artists are too busy (i undertstand) or won’t take any requests at all because they’re “too proud” to draw anything without someone paying for it. i can understand if you wanted payment for a fully colored or a really hard detailed picture ..NOT A…
Curse that artist for not wanting to give that stuff away for free. It’s not like he/she’d have to stop everything he/she is doing and take time out of his/her life to do what one person wants.
(via jitterbugjive)
At this thing and this happened.
My dad doesn’t understand that you can’t just walk into a place and get a job.
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Say what you will about amanda but you cant say she doesnt have balls
I don’t know who Amanda Bynes is, so I have no idea which one of these women the homeless one is. Which just makes this picture way more powerful.
Amanda had a nick show that was pretty funny.
(Source: guccipoop, via )
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Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
And the story of Noah’s ark
Didn’t god kill like a total of 2 million people in the bible or something?
Yeah he did
“Do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?”
Yes.^
Wasn’t one of gods murder schemes the inspiration for one of the greatest videogames ever?
(via lolrenaynay)
I don’t read homestuck and tend to avoid it when possible but isn’t that just daedric writing upside down?