makes a fucked up and evil ravioli chart to harm my friends
I love these charts because I can read off a sentence like “An Occupied Coffin Is A Ravioli” to the household and immediately incur the wrath of every living thing in it, including the houseplants.
that last one is some diogenes level philosophy right there
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of all the things you could have told me would be combined with the waltz from Howl’s Moving Castle
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pr*tty b*y
pretty boy (derogatory)
pretty boy (derogatory (flirtatious))
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Someone pointed out that the font on the government’s letter about the quarantine looked familiar, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
If I may add, from a viral Facebook post:
God I for sure hope that the next CAH deck they’re coming out with will include this black card
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in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.
whoa… just like in real life
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baby yoda (honorific)
grogu (derogatory)
Yodito (respectful)
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im rewatching su and quite literally the only thing steven did wrong was hold back
just watched a single pale rose, steven shouldve fucking started biting people
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Jingle Jangle!
Now fixed(gif)
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You don’t say?
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