Well I’ll be! Looks like you came from a family of mice as well!

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKER
Barrow
But I’ve always pronounced it “wheel barrel”
this isnt funny and neither are the vines of girls being pushed, punched, hit, and made to slip and fall they really aren’t funny and if u find this funny id like to congratulate u for having the worst sense of humour in existence
to delve into the nature of slapstick comedy for a moment, it’s funny because people like to laugh at the misfortune of others. the girl here doesn’t seem to be seriously injured by the fall, and having your pants catch on fire won’t kill you. what’s really going on here is the girl made aseries of very foolish choices. first off, twerking isn’t the greatest dance move, and doing it upside down doesn’t enhance it. past that, she decided to twerk upside down in front of a DOOR. behind some LIT CANDLES on a GLASS TABLE. really, there was no way that it would have turned out alright. the girl could do with some humiliation, because as bad as it turned out, it really could have been worse. she could have died. so, having a laugh is good for her in a way, as she probably learned that if you do really absurdly stupid things and post them on the internet, people will laugh at you.
It’s a good thing Jimmy Kimmel was there with a fire extinguisher in hand to help her out.

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If a pound translates to $1.59, dies that mean that a ton of dollars would be $3180?
Man, my ask blogs are so lame I dont want to run any of them.
I’m just lazy and unmotivated
Anonymous asked: Do you think you could stream the super mario bros movie because pem is to much of a scrath to do so
Well, first off, I’ve never seen it. I heard it’s really bad. To an extent that the actors didn’t even know they were THE Mario and Luigi from the Mario Bros. games. Sounds like a fun watch!
I’d probably have to pirate the thing somewhere. I’m sure you can download it somewhere on the internet.
I honestly don’t know. Would people be interested in watching this if I’d stream it? Keep in mind: I’m in a rather awkward timezone (GMT+1), so it’s gonna be pretty late by the time all you ‘murrikans are online.
I would watch it just for the “Bobomb” and “MONKEY!”
Wait… Is it wheel barrel or wheel barrow?
I started doing scrams style challenge and got meh after pem. I’ll probably finish it one day.
remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing
and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day
is anyone on here even old enough to remember this?
Anyone who went to a school with really shitty funding definitely does
::raises hand and slumps across desk::
Fuck yeah! Bill Nye was so fucking rad!
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That moment when your girlfriend is equivalent to the cuteness of a kitten.
Like no joke. She sneezes like a fucking kitten. She has kitten eyes. And she sleeps like a kitten. She is kitten.
this is a lie, it’s not true
Val. Please.
This is the box your parents found you in on their doorstep.
oh yeah well this is your family >:[
Well I’ll be! Looks like you came from a family of mice as well!
SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAKER
That’s a nice minty impression
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