Silver Tongue

Aug 25

“ ”
Her flank is destructive as a titan.

Her flank is destructive as a titan.

I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I just went through the 10 items or less checkout at HEB and I had 11 items. 

joeywaggoner:
“ ask-seraph:
“ theg3stalt:
“ matthewcronqvist:
“ extradan:
“ oddendsmod:
“ ask-everflame:
“ askcassiaslasher:
“ ps3rocks123:
“ ask-rose-butter-female-sombra:
“ ask-flickerwit-saberkit:
“ asktimerhedgehog:
“ derpyisthebest:
“...

joeywaggoner:

ask-seraph:

theg3stalt:

matthewcronqvist:

extradan:

oddendsmod:

ask-everflame:

askcassiaslasher:

ps3rocks123:

ask-rose-butter-female-sombra:

ask-flickerwit-saberkit:

asktimerhedgehog:

derpyisthebest:

ask-stevenanddsteven:

blackbronyman:

Which button do you press?

Bye-bye Pokemon!

Sorry lil leo by I gotta hit the pokemon button

I CAN’T CHOOSE… IT’S SUTCH A HARD DESIGION

POKEMON ARE GONE

RED BUTTON

red

Red

RED!

Fuck….

Green 

Are this people for real? Srsly who could put pones before pokemon.

Press that green button and go fly a Charizard!

*Wants to press the green button but there’s someone she wouldn’t have met without being able to draw ponies* … :I Fuck

Here’s a better choice. Press none of them.

See everybody’s happy!

I noted that it doesn’t say we have to press one.

(via jwcartoonist)

askmedusapony:
“Just a little more to the left… Right there! Hssss ~
”

askmedusapony:

Just a little more to the left… Right there! Hssss ~

“I’m gonna piss myself to sleep” — the greatest quote said by vinny

So if you get enough cookies on cookie clicker, it says “it’s time to stop playing”

joeywaggoner:
“ Screenshot taken from the new Equestrivia Challenge at Hubworld.com.
It’s Derpy and the Doctor…And Master too! And they’re all together!
If this isn’t an intentional reference I don’t know what is.
”
Well, they are also next to the...

joeywaggoner:

Screenshot taken from the new Equestrivia Challenge at Hubworld.com.

It’s Derpy and the Doctor…And Master too! And they’re all together!

If this isn’t an intentional reference I don’t know what is.

Well, they are also next to the master soooo….

lizzymodblog:
“ pokemon hat… hmpf.
”
time for some ramsey style pokemon chef puns.
This meat is so rare, I threw a masterball at it!

lizzymodblog:

pokemon hat… hmpf.

time for some ramsey style pokemon chef puns.

This meat is so rare, I threw a masterball at it!

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Aug 24

lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

lizzymodblog:

my stomach is making the rumblies

pfft, you eat hands?

who said anything about hands?

hands are a part of a balanced breakfast.

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Aug 23

that feeling when you piss a few hours after masturbating and shoot out the dried sperm corking your penis