If he had won his reward was going to be “videotaping himself opening the toy and being all happy.“ When asked if he could do quick sketch commissions for quick cash, too busy for that! If you want something Jitters, you really need to just say something bad so he goes into stop-being-mean-to-me-I’m-the-victim mode. For someone with so many money woes, he sure does spend a ton of money on frivolous shit like a 3ds, games, multiples of toys, pointless kickstarters, and other things of the like. Oh sure, he returned all those donations but watch. In a short while he’ll be crying about something else he just MUST HAVE and is too busy to put real effort into earning it too. And his fans will believe it and throw money at him like the gullible sheep they are.
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"When asked if he could do quick sketch commissions for quick cash, too busy for that!”
I have over 10 commissions in cue (Many of high quality which will take a LONG TIME) and a CONVENTION IN 3 DAYS where I have to prepare for FOUR panels and a VENDORS TABLE.
USE YOUR BRAIN, PLEASE.
“ he sure does spend a ton of money on frivolous shit like a 3ds, games”
I don’t have a 3DS. At all. I never got one. I can’t afford one. I have not bought myself a game in over a year. I borrow games from my ROOM MATES and my friends buy me games sometimes when steam has sales. Get facts straight.
“ pointless kickstarters”
Helping a friend get to visit with his boyfriend in exchange for his voice in a song we worked hard to put together, me only getting 40% of it. That 40% going to funding other peoples’ tickets for Bronycon because they can’t afford it and have no means to raise their own money.
Again, I have money management. Every time I sell commissions, 20% of it goes to my own personal spending. I have a right to use that money however I want. It doesn’t mean I waste my money, because the 80% goes to needs and savings and I don’t touch it for anything else but food, rent, and emergency.
I’ve been doing this for 5 years.
Obviously I would be able to have a little extra on the side for my own things every once in a while
Just because I’m poor doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to get nice things when I can.
Promises stuff for the fans and people who donated in return
refunds all the money when he doesn’t get it.
yeah, such a greedy person.
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guess where I’m gonna be on the 2nd and 3rd
when you have to use the email you’ve had since you were 11 to apply to colleges.
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shipping is fun
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yes. all of the yes
sure, why not?
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if u say u didn’t stare at ur toes ur lying
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The OC you use to represent yourself is never really you, but who you want to be.
[video]
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.Them witnesses are sassy as heck!
As I read this, I kept thinking of this guy
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