Silver Tongue

Apr 19

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

currently have thousands of people yelling at me on twitter because i said drinking water regularly is healthier than only drinking soda and coffee occasionally

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the water haters have logged on

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for the love of god please help me

i do agree that water is healthier than soda. that is a fact. but im gonna keep drinking soda because i like the taste and fizziness

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Anonymous asked:

Ms. Minerva, what's Homestuck?

doubleca5t:

rube goldberg machine for figuring out your gender and sexuality

xxtc-96xx asked:

How do the creation babs scare their poor dad I wonder XD

xxtc-96xx:

startistdoodles:

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Oh, they give him plenty of parenting-related scares for sure xD

Trying to learn their new powers is always fun, especially when they get stuck in a sticky situation and dear old dad is left to try and figure out how to fix it :,)

Baby got the roar part down, now he just needs the time part

unpretty:

captainlordauditor:

feenyxblue:

judgingyourgrammar:

theocseason4:

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Scream

So this was in the Boston globe, and if I hadn’t read it myself I would have thought it was an Onion article. The lady wants walls again because now when she is working in the kitchen, her husband is in full view sitting watching TV and doing nothing. When they had walls, she was basically less aware of how ignored she was while being a hard-working woman and housewife. They don’t need walls, they need a marriage counselor.

Okay, but also: the walls are there for a reason.

In particular, the kitchen walls are there so that you can leave the kitchen messy when entertaining guests or having a meal (to the point that some open floor concept homes have a second, secret kitchen called a mess kitchen). The walls of the kitchen confine smells to the kitchen area, so your sofa doesn’t smell of bacon. Mess spreads from room to room.

Noise too, travels in an open floor concept. You’re confined to a bedroom or outside to make phone calls, listen to podcasts, etc. etc. without disturbing the rest of the household. The minute someone needs to cook? The entire house becomes unusable.

Open floor concepts have higher heating (cuz drafty) and cooling (kitchen) costs. They also require ALL of your decor to match if that’s a thing that’s important to you.

The noise and mess spreading in particular seem to me they could exacerbate marital problems. Do they need counseling? Oh yeah. Does the house make for a less hospitable home, that puts stress on a marriage? Yes.

my GOD does sound carry in an open floor plan.

The only doors in my house are the ones to bedrooms, bathrooms, closets. And when I’m in my first floor bedroom, even with the door closed, I can hear everything that goes on in the living room and kitchen, and half of what goes on in the dining room. I hate it.

the absolute funniest revelation in this article is that open floor plans took off because of home renovation shows, and the reason every home renovation show did an open floor plan is because they thought smashing walls down with sledgehammers would appeal to male viewers. that’s it. that’s the only reason.

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

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Okay, hang on, show of hands, how many of you think I’m from Denmark? Because I’m not.

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How many of you thought the Dutch were from Denmark

@thedenofravenpuff​ this just in, youre now dutch

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hootpoop12:

marisatomay:

ritavonbees:

theradioghost:

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

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this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

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please do not forget your smash mouth

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freyjaofthenorth:

other, bad anime: “uhhhhhh we got this character who’s a transsexual maybe or maybe just a boy who likes crossdressing anyway we gonna do a transphobia now”

meanwhile, zombieland saga:

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“her ribbons are the trans flag now fudge you”

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cloune:

9ofspades:

concentrated-mug-of-me:

dammitsammy:

dammitsammy:

Listen I hate the British monarchy as much as anyone but in 16 days Queen Elizabeth will have been ruling for 69 years and 69 days and that’s pretty baller ngl

hey guys guess what

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this is the only day when you can rb this

IS THIS TODAY?!?!

@newbarrk

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ribbonfly asked:

I think about baby Nidoqueen a lot.

xxtc-96xx:

its funny, because the Mewtwo returns manga (hasn’t been translated to english yet, I sad :( ) actually changed that 

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now they’re baby Nidorans