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Brazilian sandwich, or something…
I was there.
THIS JUST CAME IN SHIPMENT TODAY AT WORK. FOUR. MORE. DAYS. So closeeeeeeee
I had no plans to scream today but after seeing this……
jesus how could you work knowing that’s in stock omfg
why are you not trying to smuggle one out
tbh I would omf^^^
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I think I just jizzed myself.
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I want to be mad but it’s so damn funny!
I know how much you hate applejack so I made her child when shipped with sweetiebot.
:/
I approve of this. <3
Thank you.
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18 months at this school and I just found out tumblr wasn’t blocked… also there are only 3 days of school left…
you would never guess im bi with the way I act, this is so very true
Not even my best friends can guess my sexual orientation.
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legend-of-lyra-blog asked: (( Your grandma sounds awesome.))
She is
This time it was rapid rafting. she hurt her ass, but she’s okay.
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.
only real Ancient Greek kids would understand
reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid
Pffft.. You probably don’t even remember the Trojan war…
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