“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
Only men can … peoduce sperm. Check mate women.
(via vanderdeer)
Believe me.
Went 80 on a 45. It was pure adrenaline.
“I end fights by destroying everything they love” — Me talking about minecrafy
I turn 18 in eleven days oh man.
I turn 18 in like 2 months i’m scared
I turn 18 in -22 months omg
I’m turning eighteen in three days 8D
I turn 18 in five months.
(via sirphilliam)
What it’s supposed to mean: “I’m going to sleep.”
What I mean: “I’m not coming out of my room for the rest of the night because I am surfing the interwebs.”
Anyone else agree?
Does anyone know the name of that one movie with chicken who could fly but he was actually just launched out of a cannon?
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
Go onto YouTube and search jokes with a guitar. Then you will understand.
(via vanderdeer)
