Silver Tongue

Mar 01

lifeattomsdiner:

lifeattomsdiner:

every time somebody goes “uhm well this work depicts X, which seems kinda problematic >.>” and said depiction of X is specifically that it is a bad thing done by bad people, my blood pressure goes up a little bit

shouts out to that one clickbait video from ages ago that argued that Beauty and the Beast promotes toxic masculinity because Gaston is a misogynist. like buddy. friend. pal.

ive seen someone say indiana jones is bad because it has nazis.

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0sbrain:

abbiistabbii:

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like to charge, reblog to cast

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largishcat:

What game would challenge the grim reaper to for your life?

chess (traditional)

checkers

poker

solitaire (this confuses the grim reaper. perhaps long enough for you to escape)

uno (i personally always carry an uno deck for this exact reason)

D&D

a drinking game (can a skeleton get drunk? hopefully)

monopoly

other (specify in notes)

See Results

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girlboysonfilm:

girlboysonfilm:

the worst thing abt gay peers my age is that i cant tell who im allowed to say faggot around and who will go on tiktok and make a video about me saying faggot around them

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my bad TW: tiktok

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mumblytron:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

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jaesrri:

wolves-willow:

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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pissfizz:

boo-topia:

pissfizz:

boo-topia:

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I made some blobs for yall

A platypus?

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PERRY THE PLATYPUS???

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enemyviv:
“leviathan-the-boy:
“randomitemdrop:
“yupthatexists:
“More info: http://bit.ly/3mads88
”
Item: jeans with emergency self-deploying booty and thighs
”
*spanks ur ass so hard ur derrierebags activate*
”
rcdart pants
”

enemyviv:

leviathan-the-boy:

randomitemdrop:

yupthatexists:

More info: http://bit.ly/3mads88

Item: jeans with emergency self-deploying booty and thighs

*spanks ur ass so hard ur derrierebags activate*

rcdart pants

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