Silver Tongue

Dec 28

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faequill:

fluidpuck:

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

Fuck you

(via newbarrk)

chrishallbeck:
“Cookies.
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chrishallbeck:

Cookies.

(via newbarrk)

kikikid1412:

gayghost:

demonologique:

gayghost:

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“But they need to have dysphagia

catch me in the gender clinic pretending to struggle to swallow water so the endocrinologist will give me my boy juice

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Don’t even fucking THINK about calling yourself trans unless you can’t swallow

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(Source: bowsersex, via robustquestioner)

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mydogiswaycoolerthanme:

khe1:

soup is a potion

Its effect is +1 Soup to Stomach

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headspace-hotel:

fall1ngfeather:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

i don’t know why anyone has to feel insecure about their bodies, when objectively, humans are all freakish horrors. Every last one of us. Hairless, fleshy, gangly beasts walking upright straight as a tree with bony tentacles on the ends of our limbs. 

you have a hole in your face full of sharp bones and you’re worried that your belly is a little squishy 

broke: all bodies are beautiful! 

woke: all bodies are made of warm meat wrapped around wet bones with blood-plump organs stuffed inside. rad 

Actually, your face isn’t filled with sharp bones! Bones are derived from the mesoderm, one of three tissue layers in very early embryonic development that diversify into all of the organs in the body. Teeth on the other hand, come from the ectoderm. So congrats! Your face isn’t filled with sharp bones- it’s filled with sharp skin! Have fun!

I HATE that

(via robustquestioner)

secondlina:
“ Turkey Christmas dinner with a side of revolution.
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secondlina:

Turkey Christmas dinner with a side of revolution.

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scarlett-the-seachild:
“ think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever
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scarlett-the-seachild:

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think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

(Source: gvq, via bloodsbane)

monkeyjungle:

ratsofftoya:

monkeyjungle:

*the sound of creaking plastic ball joints behind you*

who’s THERE?!?!

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