Silver Tongue

Apr 18

hatingongodot:
People making typos in groupchats and then getting whaled on is extremely funny unless I am the one making the typo, in which case you guys are not funny and being very immature

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jewish-harley-quinn:

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gayantivan:
gunpowderandspark:
We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
“listen here, cumslut.”
I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
Love that I remember all of these but the links in the post all lead to deleted pages lmao

how had nobody mentioned “tag your pomegranates”

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charcarts:

Hamsteak Day

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theirmajestyfang:

just-another-fangirly-lesbian:
theirmajestyfang:
To any villains that may need to hear it:
Your villain song slaps
Your evil lair is gaudy and fantastic
Your evil outfit is menacing and strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies
The heroes are disgusted by your amoral and strange conduct
All the gays worship you
And all the gays worship you! Thank you for that necessary addition.

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jrpg-deactivated20220320:

yeah there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but you’re still a fucking bozo for having a disney+ subscription

just pirate that shit, jesus christ. stop giving the mouse your money

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impling:

becuzitisbitter:
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web-weaver-z:
So I found the letter that the Animorphs author and trans ally K. A. Applegate wrote after the series ended and I’m FLOORED
I mean
You want something even crazier? Animorphs ended in May 2001. She didn’t know what was coming, but damn if she didn’t give her readers a much needed dose of reality about the horrors of war right before we were really going to need it.
If you enjoy easily-digestible sci fi, and can get your hands on the animorphs books, I really recommend it. They’re fucking great and thoughtful in a lot of ways you might not have picked up on as a kid. I’ve read the first dozen or so books over the last couple of years and they’ve literally changed the way I look at the world.
Not to butt in since the series came along when I was in high school and thus a bit after my time, but I am a librarian and as such I am ALL ABOUT matching people to the books they need in whatever format is available.. You can download the entire series. It’s free.
Applegate’s statement on the piracy subject is quoted from an AMA here for those that have moral issues with it. for those that don’t want to click, she says: “We do not take them down. Or ask for them to be taken down. I think once the books are available to buy—paper or e—it would be nice if people who could afford it would buy. (our kids have very expensive tastes. You know: food and whatnot.) But for years they’ve been unavailable except by ‘pirated’ means. These men and women kept the series alive. They kept the books available. So no, we did NOT take these books down.”
Go forth, and read.

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quartzquadrant:

birdsareblooming:
birdsareblooming:
pandora’s box but it’s a gamecube
girl no
She opens up the disc drive and all the horrors of the world are released but there is also a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

Sonic Adventure 2 Battle…which is whispered from Pandora’s box only after all the other plagues and sorrows had escaped, is the best and last of all things. Without it, there is only time

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thesuperheroesnetwork:

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jasontoddscoffin:
DC announced a new family of Justice League comics, and I can’t stop laughing over Batman’s new team.
Comic by me
Written by @lacemonsterbats
I feel it’s important to note the matching uniforms was actually Brainiac’s idea. He’s the one who assigned the teams.