going out into -12 degree weather while sick and feverish to print a bunch of pictures of sora holding a gun for my sister’s present truly is the epitome of christmas season
tragic christmas story: she wanted pokemon sword but I’m not about to give it to her so easily so I tapped it on top of the lid of the box and made a fake ceiling for it with a piece of cardboard
and now the inside of the actual box
then I realized I need to put something inside it to give it a little weight so it’s not suspicious
she fell for it and really thought I gave her sharktopus for christmas
I will never understand the trope where theres a super badass, and everyone knows they’re a super badass yet a group of normal dudes are always like ‘nah I can beat him’.
It’s usually a good excuse for a writer to show off just how strong this new super badass is, in a low stakes environment. Meaning they don’t have to kill any major characters to show off, and if the group of normals is already established, it shows the power difference.
It is pretty dumb though when you think about it though.
the only valid version ive seen is when the people who were trying to fight the badass character were extremely drunk. Then again, the character was also drunk and it was a barroom brawl
Ok but damn you gotto give it to him, dude actually did it.
Bullshit. He didn’t. He’s pulling a PR stunt right now.
From a quick googling, national testicle association doesn’t exist anywhere. Most hits track back to news articles to this subject matter, but there is NO actual association with that exact name (Did all these fucks who created their clickbait articles around the web even bother to check…?)
“Sincerely, Dick N bawls”? Lol seriously tumblr are you this gullible
everyone can take a picture of them wearing a oxygen tube, especially if it doesn’t seem to connect to anywhere (= normally a oxygen device or similar should be next to his bed). They can be detached to the main tube, leaving only the piece that wraps around your your ears/head, that’s exactly how that photo looks like. I should have taken a pic like that last time I was in the hospital just to bullshit people on social media lmao
Also this:
Where’s that Testicle Association you’re speaking of?
That NTA logo on the letterhead is from the Nutritional Therapy Association (x)
I’m reblogging again bcs I made a mistake and the whole thing is actually fake, I’m so sorry
theyre deliberately trying to make it sound ‘cruel’ that he pay that much, instead of letting people know that he pays, proportionally, about one tenth what they pay on average or less
dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master
