Silver Tongue

Apr 17

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nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day
I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like… “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”
these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3
I’m a big fan of Wednesday Wednesday, but I think that only happens in the corner of tumblr that includes @pangur-and-grim

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hit it, Neil!

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Originally posted by b-n-a-o

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LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen
I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

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previous part <<<

Just when they thought they had one problem solved, another begins XD
The End!!
well not really just the end of this little prologue thing XD now you know how it started

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you know what trope never gets old? when someone sees something important in the newspaper and quickly hands it to someone else to see and the person they handed it to reads an unrelated article or even an advertisement

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if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents
if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15
sis i’m right here….
if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)
while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
sorry i only have a dollar
:(
hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225
^my friend Vriska
if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
You can buy anything you want with $22500
yeah and they want soda and apply juice
apply juice to what
directly to the forehead

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