Silver Tongue

Dec 25

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now that we know a lot more about homeworld than when i first made sphene, i decided to revamp her a bit at least in terms of skill.
sphene is now a soil sampler who tests the various places on planets and determines the best places to place the...

now that we know a lot more about homeworld than when i first made sphene, i decided to revamp her a bit at least in terms of skill.

sphene is now a soil sampler who tests the various places on planets and determines the best places to place the kindergartens. her abilities which help her do this is terrakenesis. basically shes an earthbender now instead of someone with a baton and no real purpose.

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orlyofhousesnark:

left-reminders:

ourladyoftheunder-ground:

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay…….. being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS…. sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is…… literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk… thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out 

Fuck capitalism.

Not only should we all be working less for the sake of our collective mental health, we should be working less for the sake of the planet. The overproduction/overconsumption aspects of capitalism are linked at the hip and we’re spending way too much time at work, all to churn out profits for rich assholes we’ll never meet, all to produce (and throw away) endless waves of junk that don’t make us happy anyway. There’s all kinds of ways we could reduce the workweek and expand the freedom of all — automation, labor-saving planning, the removal of “bullshit jobs” from an economic context where people need to work them or starve, etc. — but first we need to acknowledge that capitalism is really really bad at cultivating human freedom (and free time in general) for the vast majority of the population.

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rosethorn213:

okayysophia:

chris-evans:

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They probably thought the furries would come to their rescue

The furries don’t deserve this type of disrespect.

furries have standards. as weird as furry art is, even the worst of it looks leagues above, in terms of quality and care, cats (2019)

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popokko:

popokko:

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo

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that-one-fat-guy-over-there:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

strawberrydragon:

systlin:

rowantheexplorer:

soaringsearingphoenix:

severalowls:

butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway:

nerdomancer:

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

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This is how apparently

Security never saved it before. This is just the next level of difficulty and the gradual increase has only acted as training and made the Swedes unstoppable.

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The swedes r like^

Security has saved it for the last 3 years, what are you talking about?

Well, it went via flaming arrow that one time, and tbh as a security pro there ain’t much you can do if someone shoots a flaming arrow over your head and into the goat.

Except, of course, nod in respect to your worthy and victorious opponent.

This wiki article is hilariously salty

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STOLLEN? Isn’t this thing huge?

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Yeah, I’m going to live-tumble my reading of this amazing wiki article. I’ll tag it “christmas goat” and “long post” if you want to block my nonsense. But you’ll miss gems like this:

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There is only one sure way to save the goat. A mob that is filled with righteous anger.

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But it doesn’t tell me WHO launched three successful attacks against the goats (btw there are two goats because the people who made the first goat got tired of people burning their goat, so they quit making it and another organization took up the task. The first organization started making their goat again after the second organization got into the Guinness Book of World Records for their goat’s size. So now the two groups continue to make separate goats.)

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Now this is Christmas.

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I don’t even know who I am rooting for in this situation.

no wonder so many bond villains come from the nordics they pull shit like this for a straw goat 

this is like a spy vs spy strip

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silver-tongues-blog:
“ never felt so close to my boyfriends before!
colab with @scraps-is-busy and @demon-space-boi
”

silver-tongues-blog:

never felt so close to my boyfriends before!

colab with @scraps-is-busy and @demon-space-boi

silver-tongues-blog:
“@scraps-is-busy deserves all the smooches from this trash marsupial
”

silver-tongues-blog:

@scraps-is-busy deserves all the smooches from this trash marsupial