Silver Tongue

Dec 23

ap-kinda-lit:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”

THST DREAM IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SONETHING BRO

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peter griffin mcelroy

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philoctete:

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most of the adventure zone, in summary

BONUS:


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huellbabineauxdefensesquad:

eric-coldfire:

simon-newman:

bonesawcagematch:

rickfuckingdalton:

non-veritas:

wojak-penis-on-head-comic:

every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore…

me everytime: :(

every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore…

me everytime: :(

A lot of westerns are remakes of samurai movies

those samurai movies were very often heavily inspired by 50′s and 40′s westerns

Cowboys and samurai are brothers separated by time and space.

Best duo.

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wild west was 1865-1895 and samurai were abolished in 1868 so there could be a movie taking place in 1866 about a cowboy and a samurai taking on the frontier together that would be historically accurate

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adamtots:

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based on this tweet

turing-tested:

Lord of the Rings came out in 2001????? my entire life I’ve thought it came out in 2009

iron man came out in 2009

Dec 22

banishedquasiroyal:
“in order to not feel terrible i think about clownaya and thats it thats my coping strategy
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banishedquasiroyal:

in order to not feel terrible i think about clownaya and thats it thats my coping strategy

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straightpeoplereceipts:

straightpeoplereceipts:

my favourite thing about people is that we all seem to pick a specific colour of heart emoji and decide that is OUR trademark heart emoji. its deeply endearing

didnt mean to put this one on this blog so i guess i now have to assert that straight people dont do this. fuck you

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Art Tip #327

uselessarttips:

vrniki:

uselessarttips:

If you have trouble visualizing rooms or perspective within them and need a visual reference the online and free program roomsketcher could be helpful. You can design different rooms/houses and take images from various perspectives.

There is an EVEN better program for that. Roomstyler 3D Planner has thousands of stuff and it doesn’t require premium to see your room in 3D. And it’s free!

Thank you! Here’s another useful program!

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