for da last mf time dirk fights with a ninjatō not a katana imma clap the next person who i see calling this a katana
hussie
for da last mf time dirk fights with a ninjatō not a katana imma clap the next person who i see calling this a katana
hussie
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seasons yeetings
So I went to go look at some cats today at a shelter and there was a little skinny cat named Jimmy Dean (like the breakfast sandwiches) and he was purring and sitting on my lap and I asked the volunteer what the adoption process was like and she explained it and then said “hear that Jimmy Dean, you might have a home for Christmas!”
GIVE ME THE FORMS RIGHT NOW IM TAKING THIS CAT
I NEED ONE (1) SMALL BOY
TOMORROW I AM ADOPTING MY BOY
JIMMY DEAN IS GETTING A HOME FOR CHRISTMAS DAMMIT
ON MY WAY TO GET MY BOY
SHOW US THE BOY
MY BOY
BEST BOY
HELLO YES I NEED UPDATES ON THE BOY! IS HE OKAY? IS HE HAPPY? IS HE BEING SPOILED? HOW IS THE BABY OP HOW IS THE BABY???????!!!!!!
Oh, he is very spoiled 😂
Yesterday was actually the one year anniversary of when I adopted him!
He’s a smelly little jerk but I love him with all my heart.
MORE PICS PLEASE OP
more boy
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Hmm…
I’m in fear
what’s wrong with pictANS SANS SANS SANS SANS SAN
Hey he paid his fucking ticket leave him alone
Where he goin?
Kanye West’s house
Sunday already?
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I can’t take this seriously it’s so fucking funny
Reblog if you would also fly a jet into Twin Giant Trumps
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don’t forget
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