Silver Tongue

Dec 21

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enby-positive:
mepha-stop-it-please:
dikubutto:
no-need-to-apply:
aliensmoothie-gotta-blast:
phony-time-traveler:
theabyssalmeme:
gaelic-galpal-rosalina:
transreimu:
“I am heavy weapons guy”
“and this, is what I use to protect trans women”
“trans rights are human rights. not big surprise”
“Transphobes think they can outsmart me…maybe, maybe… But I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.”
Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brotha?
I HURT TRANSPHOBES
@random-cluster–missile
“How am I gonna stop some big mean transphobe from disrespecting both dysphoric and non-dysphoric trans people? The answer…”
“…is a gun.”
IF GOD HAD WANTED TRANSPHOBES TO LIVE
HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!
It get’s better! vhen the transphobe voke up, der skeleton was missing, and da doctor vas never heard from again!
“One transmisogynistic statement, one careless promotion of bigoted fear-mongering, one transphobic joke… and kablooie!”
MPPH MPHH!!

(via robustquestioner)

thesaddestchorusgirlintheworld:

greedyraptor:
i wish i had 2 lungs so i could smoke weed while i’m smoking weed
i wish this relatable character hadn’t been cut out of the Wizard of Oz

(via dan-mcneely)

aliiiiiice:

jojosbestshitposts:
ok so this was a meme going around on r/shitpostcrusaders and people kept adding onto it and it kinda got out of hand

(via chefpyro)

carnival-phantasm:

joey-wheeler-official:
officialfist:
pancakeke:
chefpyro:
komaedalings:
cringe blood in my fail circulatory system
cringe hormones in my fail brain
cringe nerves in my fail joints
cringe bones in my fail muscles
cringe stimuli to my fail senses
epic blood in my huge meat

(via chefpyro)

chefpyro:

komaedalings:
cringe blood in my fail circulatory system
cringe hormones in my fail brain

[video]

jungwildeandfree:

eviipaiadin:
probablybardrpgideas:
probablybadrpgideas:
Why bother looking up new monsters when you can just double the amount of goblins-per-encounter each time the players level up?
I did the math and a deadly encounter for 20th level characters would be 127 goblins.
That’s a lot of goblins.
the party: so what’s the encounter today?
me, pouring over a hundred (100) warhammer figures onto my map behind the dm screen: it might be a dragon
the big villain of the campaign is a Colossal red dragon suit operated by 2,350 goblins

a tarrasque thats actually a mech operated by 4k goblins

(via rockboci)

two years ago today i started running my first DnD campaign

two years ago today i started running my first dnd campaign. the first few sessions were very rocky as i was new to being a DM. the maps looked like this

very linear and shaky. what even is all that? it was supposed to be a smeltery and a jewels. looks like shit. two years later my maps look like this

my players have gone from having no clue what the fuck theyre doing to actually making plans and theyre in endgame territory. the story placed the players in has developed in ways i could never have predicted and its become crazy, wild and beautiful. my players have grown to competent dnd players and ive grown to an almost competent DM. but more importantly. ive had a lot of fun over the last two years and brought a lot of fun for my players. kind of forgot what the point of this post was but im just feeling proud of how far weve come as people who play dnd.