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hallowed be thy ween
you’re gonna hollow out my what
your ween
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I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that
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ponyo’s dad has the same gender vibes as howl but like. forty years and two mid-life crises later.
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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.
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[4th grader voice] “I have the shortest pencil!”
[sounds of children snapping pencils into fragmented pieces] “no, now I have the shortest pencil!”
[sounds of electric pencil sharpener go on for two minutes]
[brief pause as 9 year old examines how short his pencil has become]
[continued grinding sounds]
May I introduce my 4th grader’s creation:
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Anonymous asked:
you can't give up on him. you have to make him see that you still care about him and want him around.
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