imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you
the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd
and the kicker is, the power does not SPECIFICALLY make tasteful nudes. It’s just that this motherfucker is, at almost all times, posed, tastefully nude
Ok actually, my cousin was playing with some other kids and he fell in a blackberry bush. Had some scrapes, but nothing too bad.
Few months later and he got this dark bump on his arm that was starting to hurt, and he didn’t know why. His mom, thinking it was a zit, tried to pop it, but nothing happened no matter how much she messed with it.
Finally they went to the doctor and he numbed the area and cut in to figure out what it was. Totally normal procedure, right?
Well, the dark bump was something that kinda looked like a black cyst at first, but it was weirdly long. And it got longer.
And longer.
And what the doctor pulled out was THREE INCHES OF BLACKBERRY VINE
From everything I know about Himalayan blackberries I am not remotely fricking surprised
I just had the most bizarre and satisfying GTS trade ever.
You see this offer right here? At first, I dismissed it as impossible because Voltorb evolves into Electrode at a much later level than 10.
But then, in all my nerdery, I remembered that in-game trades with NPCs from before gen 5 give you Pokemon at the same level as the one you chose to trade, which can lead to underleveled evolved Pokemon. And it JUST SO HAPPENS that Electrode is one of those Pokemon in gen 1. In order to get it you need to trade a Raichu, which can be under level 10 because Pikachu evolves with a stone and is catchable at level 3. And then I discovered the Brock Through Walls glitch, which allows you to go literally anywhere in the game before you even have any badges.
So I did what any rational person would do on a Wednesday evening and spent $9.99 on the 3ds Virtual Console version of Pokemon Blue, glitched myself to Celadon City to buy a Thunderstone, let all my Pokemon faint so that I could warp back to Pewter City since its the last Pokecenter I healed at, caught a Pikachu in the nearby Viridian Forest, evolved it, glitched myself into Cinnabar Island, and claimed my completely legit yet also illegal lvl 7 Electrode named Doris.
Now I was half sure that Pokebank would realise how messed up this Pokemon was and not allow it into gen 7…
…but it went through perfectly.
So, thanks for the Poipole, Mars of war2. 😜
Either this person really really really wanted a specific kind of Electrode from gen 1 that only supernerds would bother to get, or they were being a stupid troll and I just played them like a damn fiddle.
a lot of ya dystopia doesn’t make sense like u can draw parallels between the hunger games and real life but wtf is divergent trying to be an allegory for? u take a personality test and if ur too well rounded the government tries to kill u?
divergent is clearly a cautionary tale of what would happen if we let adults on twitter who think the hogwarts houses from harry potter are genuine personality descriptors that should be used as class divisions to gain power
Okay, JK Rowling is once again being a TERF and that’s awful! But hilariously Hatsune Miku is trending on Twitter now because people are declaring her the true author of the Harry Potter series and I find that so funny
Anyway in this house we stan a LGBTQ+ friendly vocaloid and her best-selling wizard series
