Silver Tongue

Dec 19

RPG Idea:

probablybadrpgideas:

Don’t

but consider this:

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folklore-dean:

y’all know what this is about

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incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Diamond: If I were a millionaire I would buy millions of melons so I become a melonaire.
Pearl: How do you have friends?
Diamond: Because I’m a melonaire.

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flyfella:

warmhappycat:
magicalwayswins:
warmhappycat:
hogwartsconsultingtimelady:
I think I’m using this right
He didn’t even get dumped. She didn’t have romantic feelings for him but was trying so hard to be his friend and he was just whiny baby about it.
“he was just a whiny baby about it” can you quote the text and prove your point please ? :) @warmhappycat
Sure thing!

Hope this helps!
Fucking decimated.

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Wait a minute, the three top-polling Democratic candidates for President are named Joe, Elizabeth, and Bernie. J.E.B… could it be???

schmergo:

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dealanexmachina:

donald-trump-official:
donald-trump-official:
Its official, Donald trump has become the 3rd president in United States history to be impeached
For real for real
#look#i wish that we had people in the Senate who are principled enough to be faithful to their oath to protect and defend the constitution#but as a realist i don’t see it happening and that makes me sad#however#that will not stop me from taking petty joy in the fact that he’s the 3rd president in history to be impeached#that’s something that can never be undone or forgotten#so you *know* it’s got to piss him off bc he will forever be remembered for that and very little else

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