anyway the incredibles takes place in the fallout timeline
canon
OMG, Captain America drinks water! It’s obviously in the same universe as Doctor Who!!!
you dont know fucking anything about fallout lore. i’ll kill you
calvin and hobbes doesn’t take place in the fallout timeline, fallout takes place in the calvin and hobbes timeline
calvin is a super with the ability to animate effigies of organic life. the reason hobbs turns into a plush when his parents walk in is because his parents stress how hes not supposed to use the power because then the government will know. once the super initiative gets reinstated, america becomes such a powerhouse because of supers in the military that nuclear war breaks out.
okay but imagine you’ve just tentatively made some new friends, but not everyone in that friend group likes you. one of them has made it pretty clear that they don’t trust you as far as they could throw you, and does nothing but mock you viciously. another is treating you a bit more like a human being, but he still takes it upon himself to constantly tease and provoke you because he knows that you have no right to retaliate. you’re hardly friends, but it’s not, like, on sight beef either. uncomfortable acquantances. then, for some convoluted reason, suddenly you’re on a road trip together. just the two of you. it’s suuuuuper awkward, because are you just supposed to not talk for hours?? you make some small talk about the weather, and you’re both painfully aware of how uncomfortable and stilted the conversation is. eventually, the conversation gets a bit more personal, and you tell him about your family. it’s clear he’s actually listening, and being really nice, actually, all things considered. and then he tells you his first girlfriend turned into the moon. quick—what do you say?
