Silver Tongue

Apr 12

i think the biggest takeaway from the pokemon sword and shield discourse is that game freak employees should unionize

bluesturngold:

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homelandsexual:

luidilovins:

Twilight series remake but the Cullen kids look like this

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I love this because the Pokémon shirt on the guy in the middle shows that this photo absolutely was not taken in the early 2000s

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solarpunkcast:

vulcanette:

fucking goldfish tiktok made me cry bro

humans be like “is anyone going to nurse this animal back to health?” and not wait for an answer

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tributary:

tributary:

tributary:

i’ve spun the wheel of unfortunately for you and today we’re going to talk about superhero media being a genre of cop show

if you have supernatural powers and you choose to fight crime, congratulations! on picking the least interesting option

the fact that no one has sent me an angry message about this yet means that i’ve done a decent job curating my experience on here

out of curiosity, what would be the most interesting option if granted superpowers?

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saxifraga-x-urbium:

blujayonthewing:

kat-of-letters:

i know that “don’t harass people for being weird, they might be autistic!” is a fairly popular take on here. but as a Certified Autist, i’d like to add that harassing allistic and/or neurotypical people for being weird is also bad, and should not be done

and before you come in with “yeah, you never know who is and isn’t autistic, and you shouldn’t force people to out themselves!” i want to say two things: one, i agree. and two, even if you could magically avoid ever harassing a single autistic person, it still wouldn’t be okay to go after NTs for being weird. they’re people, janice. they’re allowed to be really invested in naruto

#stop playing the game of ‘who is it okay for me to hurt?’ #the answer is no one #the answer is ALWAYS going to be no one #none people is the correct number of people to hurt [X]

i have been thinking about this recently but i don’t think i’d have put it so succinctly or so well

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hikkigf-deactivated20221102:

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mopdrive:

mopdrive:

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i got the johnsons in me yesterday and my friends are nothing if not supportive

the fever broke and i survived the talcum powder poison

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magnuspool:

teaboot:

fruitpilled:

teaboot:

tikkety-tok:

This is what Rasputin would’ve wanted.

I feel like I’m being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

is it working

Yes

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evilvarric666-archive:

evilvarric666-archive:

evilvarric666-archive:

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

Why do your eyes get “larger” when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

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this is hilarious actually.

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armadillo-dreaming:

thatdiabolicalfeminist:

newhologram:

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unfortunately you can be seen as both, by different people or by the same people at different times… including doctors

[ID: Venn Diagram of “Not Disabled Enough” and “Too Disabled” overlapping with a thin slice of “Right amount of disabled.” There’s points alongside ranging as a scale.

Not Disabled Enough:

Right amount of disabled:

Too Disabled:

/end ID]

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