What edgy people think Dark Humor is: Just racism, sexism, transphobia and others disguised as “jokes”
What real good Dark Humor is:
What fools think “Random” humour is: Crappy Family Guy cutaway gags
What real good “Random” humour is: Invader Zim having a whole episode based around the main character trapping his arch enemy in a room…WITH A MOOSE
A fate that is treated as ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING AND NIGHTMARISH for absolutely no discernible reason by the episodes plot and by the episodes villain and hero
Both of whom go to ridiculous lengths to prevent/cause this
my personal favourite episode is the one where gir makes waffles. thats the entire episode. gir just keeps making waffles.
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don’t know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned “fucking hate this guy” and it had hundreds of notes
reblog it
reblog and say “he looks like the kind of asshole who (goes on to explain one of the worst things dads done)”
“to your battle stations, boys! it’s time to line up and see who’s tall enough for the roller coaster to hell!! some of us may not survive this, but the ones that do will get the ultimate reward…. paid.”
the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself.
AH YES THE FEARED GUN WIZARD CURSE OF BEING SHOT IN THE FACE
every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough
Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.
Coincidence? I think not.
2 constants in all civilizations:
Tasty Fried Food
Danger Murder Sticks
World building tip: the bare bones of all civilizations are fried dough and sharp things.
Also: dramatic and ornate hats.
as soon as people have the resources to do so they will put gaudy brightly-coloured things on their heads, so help them
Fried dough, murder sticks, and ostentatious headwear. I like it.
