the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off
whatever fucking moron decided to program tumblr app to automatically upload single image posts as a TEXT POST instead of as a photo post. i will kill you
There’s not a single criticism of Monsters Vs Aliens that would interest me- you think I don’t KNOW that it’s bad to look at and makes 0 sense? That too many of the jokes are driven by outdated pop culture references?
This is a movie where a woman learns to love herself and realize her own potential, and where a gay cockroach man voiced by hugh laurie has to beat dance dance revolution to blow up a spaceship. These scenes occur within 5 minutes of each other; this movie invented cinema.
