Silver Tongue

Jan 16

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Minecraft doesn’t accept paypal so I had to get my big bro to buy me Minecraft with his credit card.

I’m in my 20s.

Someone tagged this with gender euphoria

johncribati:
“asimovsideburns:
“psychoboy777:
“ chefpyro:
“do you think butch hartman knows how many eggs he cracked with this
” ”
butch hartman designing characters:
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Butch Hartman dives so deeply into into the “Boys being compared to girls as...

johncribati:

asimovsideburns:

psychoboy777:

chefpyro:

do you think butch hartman knows how many eggs he cracked with this

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butch hartman designing characters:

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Butch Hartman dives so deeply into into the “Boys being compared to girls as alleged comedy” hole that he effectively dug a tunnel to the other side of the world and it starts being “you barely have to squint to read this character as trans” instead.

(via chefpyro)

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

musashi:

“how long have you been on tumblr”

there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.

There was once a time where info spread about a rare disorder where your eyes were purple

There was once a person who claimed a bird probably died a horrible death in a chocolate fountain and didnt realize the bird was CG and they didnt… you know, kill a bird for a funny gag

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wintersoldierfell:

laskulls:

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don’t need oxygen to survive. i haven’t eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I’ve bumped into another life form. I’ll kick anything’s ass. nothing can kill me not even death

instagram vs tumblr

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shaymin-sylph:
“lullaby of the defend globe
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shaymin-sylph:

lullaby of the defend globe

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(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via rockboci)

gauwain:

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i wish this site could talk about real problems

(via chefpyro)

Jan 15

scribblecate:
“ifellinlovewithjaneway:
“witchofprose:
“This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
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Reblogging for cultural enrichment
”
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
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scribblecate:

ifellinlovewithjaneway:

witchofprose:

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

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bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

(Source: shadow27, via aeritus)